TRASHCAN EDITION #
YOU KNOW THE EDITION YOU PRINT OUT AND PUT IN YOUR TRASHCAN
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Credits #
Writing #
Sean Richer
Editing #
Jared Sinclair
Copyright #
Offering of Undercooked Dark Space Nachoes STACK GANG. is an independent production by Orbital Intelligence, LLC and is not affiliated with The Melsonian Arts Council.
STACK GANG is a production of Orbital Intelligence, LLC © 2022. All rights reserved.
Stacks on Stacks on Stacks #
STACK GANG gonna stash you in a trash can, watching—gonna call you a trash man, when you get trashed by the STACK GANG
Trashed,
Trashed,
Trashed,
You been trashed by the STACK GANG
Stack-City
Stack-City
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Welcome to Troika City, wherein the STACK GANGs are in a very boring mumblecore war with the Flatmen, the Flatworlds, and the Trash Corps that plug the hole between the 2D and 3D astral planes.
There is a rumour of a 4D plane where everyone is happy.
It is a false rumour.
Welcome to the STACK GANGs and Flatlands.
Don’t get stuffed in the Trash Can, if you’re a Trash Man1.
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Purchase #
We’ve ensured that it’s mechanically impossible to be a Trash Man and get stuffed into a trash can if you play the game correctly (as I the designer have intended). To be able to be stuffed in a trash can, you must become a BACKGROUND Trash Man instead of an NPC Trash Man. By making them NPC and Bestiary entries instead, I made sure that Player Characters will feel the shame of being stuffed in a trash can. Anyone attempting to stuff a player in a trash can is actually playing the game wrong, and can just shred this book. Thanks. ↩︎